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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

hervacationh0me:

Bruh comes for the neck of everybody talking shit about fedoras.

floraconquistadora:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

end of discussion

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in the history of ever.

yukoki:

THEME [34] KOJIN by YUKOKI

✄ BLUE: live / static | PINK: live / static | VIEW CODE ✄

  • 57 colour options
  • 8 custom links
  • 1 column only
  • 400px posts / 500px posts
  • show captions option
  • monochrome posts option
  • infinite scrolling option
  • fading photos option
  • music player option
  • corner image
  • white photoset lightbox (courtesy of ladmilk uvu)
  • alternate styles for sidebar and permalink

Please like/reblog if you’re using the theme! :)

losangeleslovesyou:

THE VERONICAS : YOU RUIN ME

kogami:

"if twitter was cute" theme. if you’ve been on twitter at all before spring 2014 you’ll know this is modelled after the old twitter layout. but now twitter’s rolled out its fugly new facebook style layout. anyway, this theme isn’t very practical since it’s made to look like twitter so you have to hover over a post to see what it is. i coded it for fun, but you can use it if you like. and customising it is nice since post colours won’t clash with the theme colours & backgrounds you set.

this theme comes with: completely customisable colours and backgrounds and font styles, custom avatar, custom post size, custom scrollbar, 3 custom topbar links, and um… yeah there’s really nothing you can’t change about it. unless you’re looking to change absurd things.

click here for the preview & code

khaleesmas1:

hnxy:

khaleesmas1:

date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve

Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.

u sound poor how dare you talk to me 

benjypractice:

bugsinricepudding:

#4 of live recordings of embarrassing love songs i wrote long ago and never did anything with. this one is called “ugly” - i apologize for being warbly (i don’t want to sound like a big baby but i can’t sing this without crying so i’m not going to try again)

What? I literally just had an anxiety attack about 15 minutes ago and then paused Lolita to have a listen to this and can’t believe how incredible this is.

fileformat:

babefield:

what kind of anthropologist finding

this is from a codex

femburton:

"A thot, what’s that?"

chauvinistsushi:

zumainthyfuture:

grizzmontana:

kingjaffejoffer:

realrapmemes:

Maury camera angles

LMAO

6 condoms tho

LMAO

mwahahahaha

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